Hold Me Closer, Tiny Vampire
When I was four years old, I was convinced I was a vampire.
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Jul 20, 20213 min read
Top 5 Comedic YAWPS
It is one thing to be funny. It's another thing to yell funny.
Jul 18, 20211 min read
Bernard Pivot Questionnaire with Michael, Angel of Light
Michael, Angel of Light and the heavy of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, stops by to answer the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire. He's quite busy. You're lucky.
Jul 18, 20211 min read
Bernard Pivot Questionnaire with THE SQUIRRELS
The real stars of TOO MUCH HEAVEN—the squirrels of San Diego—answer the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.
Jul 18, 20211 min read
Bernard Pivot Questionnaire with Sam, Owner of The Detention Room
Sam, owner of The Detention Room and co-star of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, answers the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.
Jul 18, 20211 min read
Bernard Pivot Questionnaire with Gabriel, Angel of Earth
Gabriel, Angel of Earth and guest star of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, stops by to answer the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.
Jul 18, 20211 min read
Bernard Pivot Questionnaire with Petrichor, Angel of Rain
Petrichor, Angel of Rain and star of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, answers the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.
Jul 18, 20212 min read
Lost and Found
I'm never going to stop talking about "The Overstory," so just get used to it.
Jul 17, 20211 min read
Pivot! Pivot!
To entertain myself while rewriting a synopsis, I decided it would be fun to make characters answer the famous Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.
Feb 16, 20211 min read
Top 5 Deep Thoughts of Every Writer with a Full Time Non-Writing (Or Whatever) Job
Shit. When was the last time I updated my website?
Dec 1, 20201 min read
Top 5 Favorite Words
I used to dream about being on Inside The Actor's Studio. I am not an actor.
Oct 2, 20201 min read
Character Cocktail: Atticus Finch
To make an Atticus Finch, you will need...
Sep 26, 20201 min read
A Quarantine Spotify Playlist
A little over a month ago, I created my own 30 Day Song Challenge. I mean, you can't leave everything up to Russian bots.
Sep 25, 20201 min read
Character Cocktail: Hawkeye Pierce
To make a Hawkeye Pierce, you will need...
Sep 18, 20201 min read
Character Cocktail: Mr. Darcy
To make a Mr. Darcy, you will need...
Sep 12, 20204 min read
Eulogistics
My dad has been gone five years. While cleaning out some virtual drawers, I happened upon the eulogy I wrote and delivered for him.
Sep 4, 20201 min read
Character Cocktail: Jo March
To make a Jo March, you will need...
Sep 1, 20201 min read
Top 5 Songs That Are Totally "Justified"
I just finished binge watching Justified (seriously, I tore through that series faster than a Crowder through bad decisions).
Aug 28, 20201 min read
Character Cocktail: Miss Celie
To make a Miss Celie, you will need...
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