When I was four years old, I was convinced I was a vampire.

It is one thing to be funny. It's another thing to yell funny.

Michael, Angel of Light and the heavy of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, stops by to answer the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire. He's quite busy. You're lucky.

The real stars of TOO MUCH HEAVEN—the squirrels of San Diego—answer the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.

Sam, owner of The Detention Room and co-star of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, answers the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.

Gabriel, Angel of Earth and guest star of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, stops by to answer the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.

Petrichor, Angel of Rain and star of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, answers the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.

I'm never going to stop talking about "The Overstory," so just get used to it.

To entertain myself while rewriting a synopsis, I decided it would be fun to make characters answer the famous Bernard Pivot Questionnaire.

Shit. When was the last time I updated my website?

I used to dream about being on Inside The Actor's Studio. I am not an actor.

To make an Atticus Finch, you will need...

A little over a month ago, I created my own 30 Day Song Challenge. I mean, you can't leave everything up to Russian bots.

To make a Hawkeye Pierce, you will need...

To make a Mr. Darcy, you will need...

My dad has been gone five years. While cleaning out some virtual drawers, I happened upon the eulogy I wrote and delivered for him.

I'm looking at Aristotle's moon...

To make a Jo March, you will need...

I just finished binge watching Justified (seriously, I tore through that series faster than a Crowder through bad decisions).

To make a Miss Celie, you will need...