My Other Car Is A Time Machine
And I can travel whenever I want. I'm sitting in the back seat of a station wagon. I'm 10. [And my mom is still alive. And so is my dad,...
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Jun 20, 20221 min read
An Instagram Novella: "Gilda"
This three-act, three-image Instagram novella may go down as the best story I have ever told.
May 16, 20221 min read
The Many Serenas of Me.
A dear friend of mine shared a meme of her many expressions as played by Samantha Stevens/Elizabeth Montgomery. Naturally, I had to respond.
May 14, 20221 min read
Why is this happening.
Why is Steely Dan trending in 2022? Is there going to be a run on cocaine?
Jul 31, 20212 min read
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Vampire
When I was four years old, I was convinced I was a vampire.
Jul 18, 20212 min read
Lost and Found
I'm never going to stop talking about "The Overstory," so just get used to it.
Sep 26, 20201 min read
A Quarantine Spotify Playlist
A little over a month ago, I created my own 30 Day Song Challenge. I mean, you can't leave everything up to Russian bots.
Sep 12, 20204 min read
Eulogistics
My dad has been gone five years. While cleaning out some virtual drawers, I happened upon the eulogy I wrote and delivered for him.
Aug 28, 20201 min read
Challenge Accepted
I love surveys so much I almost became an accidental Scientologist.
Jul 3, 20202 min read
Kravitzing
With most of our entertainments paused due to plague, I have returned to the original spectator sport of humanity: Kravitzing.
May 18, 20201 min read
It's Called the Sesame Street Sad Flower Song
The first time I saw it, I was 5 years old. I didn't know the name of the song, but this image, and its music, stuck with me, followed me.
Oct 6, 20172 min read
Stargazer
They knock you out with their freckles and their fragrance. They're showy and show-offs.
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